Wednesday, March 30, 2005


It seems Frank J. is getting married!

Now, if I remember my evil villainy correctly, I need to wait until they have a baby, then steal the baby and raise it to be evil!

Unfortunately, it seems that Bush may try and thwart that plan.

Why is Bush always getting in the way of evil!? I think I'm going to add to my blog hitlist.

Saturday, March 26, 2005

Wow, this is hard work.

I realize that this is only my second post, but making this the greatest humor blog ever (much better than that second rate IMAO, anyway) in just two posts has been hard work.

So, I have come up with a brilliant idea! I am going to make ISTALIN a group blog! That way, I can slack while other people write for me!

Stay tuned, ronin.

Unlikely to adjudicate fairly. Unevenly distributed mass. Unable to reach the medicine cabinet.

Presenting, ISTALIN, the best humor blog on the entire interweb!